chedstone.com

The small print reads,

“You probably thought it was smart to buy a foreign import of superior quality, with better mileage and resale value. Maybe you even thought that years of market share loss might prod us into rethinking our process and redesigning our products with better quality in mind.  But you forgot one thig: We spend a shitload of money on lobbyists. So now  you’re out $25 billion, plus the cost of your subaru.  Maybe the next time you’ll buy American like a real man.  Either way, we’re cool.”